modestmango Wonk out with your Bonk out, How to Meet Shy Girls












holy fucking shit

how about if you tried this shit with any “shy girl” you would get maced in the face

>It is better to have a shy girl as a girlfriend rather than as a sex toy. You can use extroverted girls as sex toys.

are you fucking with me

[Y]ou want a girlfriend but you don’t want a whore. You want a girlfriend but you don’t want an argumentative she-man. You want a girlfriend who is nice, sweet, modest and chipper. You don’t want “just one of the guys”. You want a girlfriend who looks up to you and builds up your confidence and makes you smile. You want a girlfriend who doesn’t dress up like a whore every weekend to go have a “girls night out” and get drunk as a skunk and fucked by random men. You want a girlfriend who acts like a girl and makes you feel strong and powerful.”


Wow, before I clicked I thought “Oh this can’t all be THAT bad, can it?”

It’s that bad


As sort of a “shy girl” myself I can tell you I would break up with this bastard in two seconds if he treated me like this.

I mean:

When she says “I want to go slow” you will say “Yes, I understand” but you will always be trying to get in.

fuck you. Back the fuck off when I tell you to.

I’m sure you have been spoonfed all this baloney about girls needing more confidence, well they don’t. They have far too much artificial confidence and that’s one reason they cannot keep a boyfriend and one reason why they are mentally unbalanced and rely on pharmaceutical anti-depressants.

no, fuck you

you’re my property now“.


“To test her you must touch her. Always touch, touch, touch. When she says “I want to go slow” you will say “Yes, I understand” but you will always be trying to get in. The more she resists the better she is. If she can resist a suave gentleman such as yourself that is near proof she is resisting every Joe Cool and Suave Johnny that comes long.”

No. Just no. This right here is RAPE, NOT ‘TESTING’. 

And you are not a ‘suave gentleman’ you’re a fucking pig. 

I would consider myself a “shy girl” and if anyone followed any of this bullshit I’d go for their fucking jugular.

What the HELL??

Did you see what else this pig wrote?

There are only two reasons a man should ever get married:

1) He wants to start a family.

2) His career or political ambitions demand he has a wife (he is interested in going into politics).  We will not talk about this except to say that a political wife is for show and show only. For this article we will assume the reader falls into the first category.

There is absolutely no other reason to ever get married. Love is not a reason to get married. When you get married you sign all your power over to your wife – it must be of some benefit for you to do so. That benefit is to grow old with your family.”

“Most men don’t want an “independent, empowered” woman. That’s code for bitchy slut with a chip on her shoulder.

We all want a sweet, nice, joyful, feminine woman who treats her man like a King.

Bullshitters will suck up to the dregs and say the opposite in a futile attempt to get some action. These poor suckers get shit on the most and never understand why. Hear this gentlemen – women love men who go after what they want, who don’t take a woman’s BS seriously, and treat her like a woman, not like a man in drag. Women hate suck-ups as much as they hate stepping in dog poop on the street. To a woman, a male suck-up is less than human.”

“The woman should 30 years of age MAXIMUM. 25 is even better and 20 is the best age.

A womans body does not age well. You want the most amount of years with your wife having a tight, young, firm body. After 30 it goes downhill fast. At around the age of 31 a woman’s beauty really declines fast.

It’s a trade off, she gives you her good years and you put up with her in her bad years. Never take a woman already in her bad years.”

“No step-mommies and step-daddies. Children from single mommy homes cannot be healthy. A mother simply cannot raise healthy children alone or with step-daddies. You want an emotionally healthy wife. Women who grew up with divorce have too much baggage, use sluttery as a way to get attention from daddy, and will not know how to act in a proper family setting.


Shy girls do not typically have the black girl attitude of “I don’t need no man. I’m as strong as a man. I’m just as good as a man. I’m just one of the guys.” or any of that bullshit.

I’m just as good as a man.—— or any of that bullshit.

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